Decoupling

August 23, 2007

The below is slightly paraphrased…

Me: There are a lot of cute classy women in NY.
Mod: :OOO
Me: but it looks like most ppl are couples already
Me: So most of the cute womens have a bf standing beside them =[
Mod: you’ll just have to decouple some of them
Me: omg
Mod: LOL
Me: Yes, I don’t like their inflexibility. I would like to recouple them with my own class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoupling Also, in computer science, highly coupled code refers to code so intricately intertwined that neither can exist without the other. This inflexibility is usually the result of poor design.

Me: “i would like to uh… rearrange your system of equations so that you are independent from your bf”


Great musical comedies

August 21, 2007

I think it’s about time to revive this blog, although the result may be far less “theory-centric” than it was originally intended to be. But hopefully I will provide more thought-provoking posts from here on out. Before anything substantial though, here are some great links to some great comedic musicians. Igudesman and Joo have the best duets ever!

Mozart Bond

Riverdancing Violinist

Rachmaninoff had BIG hands


Summer in New York

April 11, 2007

Aside from the cultural and artistic aspects of the City, there are other perks that come with being in New York. For example, see below:

link: http://creativeclass.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/03/singles_2.jpg

I didn’t realize LA was so bad. I hate LA. :( And don’t even get me started on the pollution and traffic. Seriously, LA drivers are the worst (both aggressive AND careless).

Anyhow, I will be going to New York this summer for an internship at IBM Watson. Wish me luck!


Injuries and Wii-rdness

December 13, 2006

Some of these are quite gruesome. I linked specifically the wii related injuries. Thanks Nick for the link.
http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_cat.php?cat=16

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This is what my friends do up north when I’m not around. They do a white elephant gift exchange with…

I actually don’t know the girl, but one of my guy friends almost got it.

Well, besides that, there was Wii and Guitar Hero. Looks like I missed out. =(

You’re swinging the wrong way, Spamboy!

Jose Cuervo shows Mnm who the true Guitar Hero is.  Ok, this was a setup. She doesn’t really drink (much).

More (far less scandalous) pics here. =)


Too geeky or not too geeky

November 30, 2006

If you could choose to be very geeky or to be totally non-geek, what would you choose?

For me, this is a very tough question.

My favorite pastime as a toddler (i.e. 3 years old) was doing arithmetic. Since I could not write at the time, I would literally ask my parents to write for me while I solved addition and subtraction problems for fun. I could do long multiplication and division and understand decimals at the age of 5. Today, I dream graphical pictures of optimization and game theoretical problems. It would be a waste, as some people say, for me not to pursue a lifestyle of pure geekhood, which is, of course, the path of academia or research. I am not saying that academia is an easy path; no, it is a path far more grueling than a phd. You have to LOVE what you are doing, or you will never survive. You have to ENJOY being a geek.

But I never chose to be a geek; I was born one. And for me, it’s a path of comfort and security. Since very few people can do what I do, companies will always want me. I will never be low on demand.

The downside of being genetically disposed toward geekiness, however, is if you wish you could be something else. I, for one, would like to live as a non-geek for a few years. I could learn useful business and communications skills. Perhaps if I had the courage to confront my weaknesses, I could make more friends, be more social, have more fun, find a girlfriend, etc. But it’s a far bigger jump for me than for others, which makes that non-geek lifestyle all the more appealing. Of course, I’m sure some people who do not have my uncanny (dis)abilities would envy me for excelling in what I do.

After all, do we not all want what we can not have?

Actually, I’m not as bad as I made myself to be above. I try my best to balance my life with sports and “real world” contact over the weekends. I can’t live forever inside a theory box.


The Love Calculator

November 21, 2006

These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:

Brian

Foo

loves information theory
 
  85 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Brian Foo and information theory has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Brian

Foo

loves non-
collaborative
game theory
 
  52 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Brian Foo and noncollaborative game theory has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

Brian Foo loves women
 
  16 %  

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Brian Foo and women, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out. Ouch! Looks like I’m marrying my research. =(

http://www.lovecalculator.com


My life

November 9, 2006

So, it’s a given that I’m the guy on the left. But the question is: will I one day be the guy on the right?!?


Mathematics owns you.

October 22, 2006

I’ve noticed that for as long as I’ve been alive, there are always people who sneer and jest at nerds, or in general, people who take interest in mathematics. Just recently, I was tutoring someone, and someone not much younger or older than I walked by and smirked at me in disdain. Well, I went on my business and ignored him. People who do not realize the importance and the contribution of mathematics to society should be left alone in their own little world.

But just so that you are not put in danger of being regarded as an ignoramus, I’d like to offer some pieces of a grand view of how mathematics is intricately involved in our daily lives.

1) Mathematics makes a real difference in this world aside from the boisterious interpersonal tactics and politics repeated in every epoch throughout history. It is said that history repeats itself, but the only reason why history can make that gradual change is due to the development of several things: better modes of transportation and communication, better ways to count money, better ways to manage a company–all motivated, designed, and guided by principles of mathematics. So the next time you’re watching a movie or tv series, or some sappy drama from Japan or Korea, remember: if it were not for math, you would probably be working on a farm, picking corn or rice or whatever grows where your race is from.

2) Mathematics makes you smarter than you think you can be. If you hate studying, fine. Go find a lazy job. But know this: mathematics can STRETCH the mind. And this is not purely genetic: of course some people are born naturally gifted in mathematics, but look at all the foreign countries and how their students slaughter Americans at math. But my main point is: you don’t have to be #1, but at least, for the sake of humanity, feign some interest/appreciation for mathematics. It makes you smarter.

3) Most importantly, your life is controlled by mathematics, unless you’re one with nature and live in the forest. Yes, you heard me right–CONTROLLED. The table lamp and the light in your room, the computer you use to do work and play games, the tv that you watch every evening, the refrigerator, the published copy of the book you’re reading, or the xeroxed copy of that book chapter, the bed you sleep on, the clothes you wear, the medicine you take when you’re sick, the house you live in, the car you drive, the bus you take to school or work… NONE of this came about without the advancement of mathematics, whether it be in the field of physics, chemistry, biology, material sciences, engineering, or economics. Remove mathematics from any one of these fields, and your world falls apart. So the next time you’re driving around in your souped up automobile staring down the nerds at school, or when you’re bullying that small, nerdy freshman and taking his lunch money, just remember: you have just proven to yourself that you are controlled by mechanical engineering and economics, which are controlled by mathematics. You think you’re owning the apostles of mathematics, but in reality, mathematics owns you.

There may be many more points I could make, but I think this is sufficient. Don’t hate on the nerds. All your futures are belong to us!


Hello theory world!

September 26, 2006

Now that I have finished the worst part of my phd career, it’s time to blog publicly again! But why wordpress? Well, I felt like a conformist today, and everyone else has been switching over from xanga to wordpress. It definitely looks a lot better. =)
I recently received an Ipod as a gift from my bro and my mom for passing the quals. I was considering getting an FM transmitter to play it in the car, but from what I’ve heard, if you’re in a city like LA where the FM stations range all over the spectrum, the quality of your Ipod transmitter can be degraded by noise/interference. Anyone used this before? Do you recommend it?

ipod fm

Ok, this is about as systems as this blog will ever get. If you want your tech savvy news, go to slashdot. Or read some of my friends blogs. All you will find here is theory. Apply theory at your own risk. =)