Decoupling

The below is slightly paraphrased…

Me: There are a lot of cute classy women in NY.
Mod: :OOO
Me: but it looks like most ppl are couples already
Me: So most of the cute womens have a bf standing beside them =[
Mod: you’ll just have to decouple some of them
Me: omg
Mod: LOL
Me: Yes, I don’t like their inflexibility. I would like to recouple them with my own class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoupling Also, in computer science, highly coupled code refers to code so intricately intertwined that neither can exist without the other. This inflexibility is usually the result of poor design.

Me: “i would like to uh… rearrange your system of equations so that you are independent from your bf”

I should be shot if I ever use any of these pickup lines.

“If you were sin^2(x), I would want to be cos^2(x) so that together we could be 1.”

“Are you singular? I find that hard to believe since you rank so high on my scale.”

“Hi, my memory is faulty and I seem to be lost. Can you allocate me a pointer to your address?”

“Do you mind if we research each other a little? If we’re lucky, we might yield some good results that will eventually lead to a proposal.”

Yep, they came up during random conversations, and they’re not all mine. Please don’t look at me weird.  =[

Great musical comedies

I think it’s about time to revive this blog, although the result may be far less “theory-centric” than it was originally intended to be. But hopefully I will provide more thought-provoking posts from here on out. Before anything substantial though, here are some great links to some great comedic musicians. Igudesman and Joo have the best duets ever!

Mozart Bond

Riverdancing Violinist

Rachmaninoff had BIG hands